the idea dawned on me only today to document the happenings in room 161, as a reminder to those that dwell there, and as a warning to future generations.
the cast of characters include:
roxy- self-declared “lost child.” studies leaning towards economics or management or sociology. basically she’s an indecisive snooze-fest. she’s from a minuscule town, graduating class size: 42. forty. fucking. two. high school extracurriculars included cheerleading, volley ball, ffa, teching backstage. current extracurriculars include being a cow. and a pothead.
cherry- psych major. PSYCH. just kidding, she actually is a psychology major, and dance minor. she’s a minesottan. we hate her. we can’t pronounce the name of her town. it’s like schezashuanitacomatafeck. or something. high school extracurriculars included cheerleading, dance, horse-riding, and track. current extracurriculars include you tube and facebook stalking, and colouring at 5 am with my fucking crayons. bitch.
raven- psych and communications major. i heard once that psychologists have the most problems. just saying. she’s the baby of the room, not even 18, what the hell child. she’s a sarcastic, emotional narcoleptic. frequently comatose. high school extracurriculars included theatre, choir, musicals, volley ball and soft ball. current extracurriculars include bella voce (a female a capella group) and concert choir. also kicking ass and taking names. also being a whore.
houston- this is me. vocal performance major with some sort of concentration. photography? cultural and historical studies? culinary arts? i am half neurotic mess, half six year old. also i’m pretty much the height of a six year old. high school extracurriculars included theatre, musicals, choir, and volunteering. current extracurriculars include bella voce, choir, opera workshop, photography, and being excessively obnoxious.
some fitting SUM 41 lyrics that i just found to conclude:
Don’t ask me questions cause I don’t got the answers
If you only knew what time would tell
It’s all a test and lessons that you can’t learn
You’ll know when you spend your time in hell
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